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russianfederation:

kremlinquotes:

FROM: D. Medvedev

TO: V. Putin

“You may not get elected next month but you’ll always be president of my heart.”

“I’m a horse - ride me shirtless in the woods.”

“You can kill all the journalists you want so long as you don’t censor my love.”

“Good thing I drew out of the START treaty, I’ve just STARTed to fall in love with you.”

“I’m glad we vetoed sanctions on Syria because I’m syria-ously in love with you.”

“Your economic policy may be compared to Brezhnev, but there is no era of stagnation for my love.”

“We now have direct elections in the oblasts but you can always appoint the governors of my heart.”

omg <3

Love all of these, but I laughed the hardest as the Brezhnev one. 

(via operationbarbarossa)